“I, Donald J Trump, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully ( and when I say “Faithfully” it is the most faithful ever in the history of this country, a lot of people can tell you I am very Faithful, not like some other people I will not mention, like the people who pulled out of my inauguration celebrations, they aren’t faithful, no, they are turn coats and that is sad) execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability (and I have great ability, I am the most able person ever. I can do things that others cannot even try to do. Just look at my business and all the money I have made. They are Yooge), preserve, protect and defend (I am the best defender, not like the people who run away from things. I had to work very hard to make the money I have, and that is just like being in a war. I had more experience defending things than all the generals in the military, even most of the troops, a lot of people will tell you that) the Constitution of the United States.”
