God’s first prank

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From Genesis (the book in the Bible, not the band),

So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs and then closed up the place with flesh. Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib He had taken out of the man, and He brought her to the man.

The man said,

“This is now bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called ‘woman,’
for she was taken out of man.”

So, two thoughts.

Since the rib had Adam’s DNA, that of a male, and there is no mention of God doing any sort of modification to that, wouldn’t that mean that Eve, having the DNA of a male was, in  fact, herself a male?

Therefore, it had to be Adam and Steve.

However, if God took the rib of a male with male DNA, when he made it into female, He would have obviously had to change the sex of the new creation from male to female, thereby performing  the first Male to Female transition.

So, either Eve was male, or she was Transgender.

Where could Eve pee in places like North Carolina?

If you believe the Bible is inerrant, then you have to either accept the Adam and Steve scenario, or the Transgender one.

But you certainly cannot conveniently ignore them.

The Bible is inerrant.

Right?

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