Lincoln. Our first Muslim president.

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Another sign that Muslims are taking over this country?

Paul Ryan grew a beard.

Yep, conservatives are concerned that since he has become the Speaker of the House and arrived at a budget agreement with the Democrats that did not shut down the government or hold it hostage, that and the beard are signs that Paul Ryan has become “anti-American.”

Breitbart even claimed that by failing to stop the spending bill, Ryan “betrayed America.”

And we all know that if you don’t hate Muslims, you hate Murka.

Even though Leviticus 19:27 says, “Do not trim off the hair on your temples or trim your beards”, apparently growing a beard these days is a sign of supporting radical Islamists.

Watch out, hipsters. We’re watching you with your thick beards and various types of ornamentations like glitter, flowers, and miniature Christmas ornaments.

You aren’t fooling anyone.

 

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