Pardon my giggling.
As we all know, God only send plagues on those who are deemed sinful.
Same goes with death and destruction.
You know, things like hurricanes and tornadoes are purposely aimed by the deity at those places frequented by Biblical abominations.
This, of course, makes it hard to explain those tornadoes that have devastated areas of such Bible Belt states as Oklahoma, a hurricane like Katrina that hit New Orleans just after a convention of Baptist ministers ended,or that East Coats Hurricane that Pat Robertson said would hit Orlando, Florida because Disney did not kick the Gays out of Disneyworld when they had an unofficial “Gay Day”, but which veered to the North and struck his home town where his 700 Club empire has its Headquarters.
And now, even though patients with Ebola in the United States who are fewer in number than Rush Limbaugh’s wives, and as many as Newt Gingrich’s, all three domestic cases were in the same hospital in Dallas, Texas.
More ironic, while Rick Perry condemned the Affordable Care Act as government’s ignoring states’ rights, he wants that same government to step in and do what he condemns them for doing in all case except his, in the same manner that Mary Fallin, the governor of Oklahoma, refuses to cooperate with the federal government because the state is too independent to need it, constantly demands federal funds to clean up after floods, fires, and tornadoes.
Why does God send the storms and plagues to paces like that instead of, say, West Hollywood?
And why is it so many on the right side of the aisle have condemned the too big government, only to demand a new Ebola Czar position when a Surgeon General position already exists, but remains empty because of them, and socialized medicine” is an evil until these same people can benefit from it.
A deity with bad aim and plagues that make principles fluid bring into question what these guys say.