We all know by now about the legal team of the most successful hotelier in the world bumbling the use of the Four Seasons Hotel, ending up holding a hissy fit, spittle laden, scream fest about imaginary election fraud as Trump’s defeat became clearly and undeniably certain, and that even though Trump had tweeted His legal team was going to be at the Four Seasons, he had to later explain he did not mean the hotel, but the parking lot of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping Company.
He needed to clarify the location when the hotel tweeted,
“To clarify, President Trump’s press conference will NOT be held at Four Seasons Hotel Philadelphia. It will be held at Four Seasons Total Landscaping— no relation with the hotel.”
Perhaps assuming he was about to win in a landslide, either because of his consistently bad spelling, lack of a vocabulary higher than a third grader, or because his stubby fingers moved faster than his brain, as most things do, he confused the word “landslide” with “landscape” and thought his victory would be a landscape.
While Rudy Giuliani told reporters that the Trump campaign was going to challenge the elections in a number of states, if not all of them, in court, he had to do so in a parking lot situated between a crematorium and a, somehow natural for Trump, adult book store called Fantasy Island.
The ride down the golden escalator with his derogatory racist stereotyping of Immigrants, seems to have ended not in some fancy lobby, but a parking lot near a porn store.
A fitting end.
As the Latin phrase goes, Sic transit gloria mundi.
Et, etiam trahere poterat in dildo