Rain Man

When George Herbert Walker Bush was unsure of the price of a carton of milk, he was mocked for lacking common knowledge.

It should be remembered, though, that he had been vice-president for eight years and held various government positions before that, so the chance he dropped into a store to buy milk was slim to none.

His ignorance of milk prices is excusable.

But everyone uses the toilet, so anything related to that is well known to any human living in a modern society.

According to Trump, the United States has the cleanest water,

“Something I want to make clear to the media: We have among the cleanest and sharpest — crystal clean, you’ve heard me say, I want crystal clean — air and water anywhere on Earth,”

and that would be because, as per the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA),

“The Water Quality Standards Regulation (40 CFR 131) establishes the requirements for states and tribes to review, revise and adopt water quality standards. It also establishes the procedures for EPA to review, approve, disapprove and promulgate water quality standards pursuant to section 303 (c) of the Clean Water Act.”

And to ensure water quality is kept clean, President Trump has decided to put attention where it is most needed.

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Toilets.

 “People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. They end up using more water.”

That’s a lot of flushing.

He also explained what the EPA will be examining.

 “We have a situation where we’re looking very strongly at sinks and showers and other elements of bathrooms, where you turn the faucet on in areas where there’s tremendous amounts of water, where it rushes out to sea because you could never handle it. And you don’t get any water. You turn on the faucet and you don’t get any water. You can’t wash your hands practically, there’s so little water comes out of the faucet.” You “end up using the same amount of water.”

And, because we didn’t know it, in spite of the Weather Channel, local weather forecasts on the local news, computer apps, and just walking outside during the event, Trump explained rain.

“you have many states where they have so much water that it comes down—it’s called rain—that they don’t know, they don’t know what to do with it.”

After Hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico, Trump let us and the people of Puerto Rico know that, because it is surrounded by water, it is an island.

Now they and we know what all that water that caused flooding after falling from the sky is called.

I am looking forward to the final EPA report because I am curious about all of us who flush 10 to 15 times, and what is in our diet to make that necessary.

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