So, there I am all by myself for eternity and I decide to create people to hang with and when I do, the angels rebel and decide worshiping me was a bit too much for them. Now, instead of being alone, I have sworn enemies that I created for the rest of eternity which is, I am sure, a very long time to come. I tried again with humans in my image and likeness but because I thought a talking snake was a good idea, they ended up disobeying me because of that talking snake and I had to unfriend them big time. I tell them to increase and multiply and their first born son kills the second one and then runs off to live with people I didn’t even know were there. 

I have to wipe them all out and start again. Did I start from scratch? NO. I use incest again and start with some chosen left overs that I spared and, yep, you guessed it, they turned on me. 

The one group I picked as my favorite has to be rescued from Egypt but they build a golden calf to worship instead of me. I have to keep killing them off. I finally send myself in the form of my son to reset it all and they end up killing me, say they worship the very ground I walk on and the water too, say they will do whatever I say, then ignore me in favor of the very opposite of what I wanted and my will be done and all, while totally ignoring the very reset of all my mistakes, the beatitudes.

Now the people claim someone most unlike me is better than I am.

That, Doctor,  is why I am giving up. When they are gone, I am going back to the sweet solitude of eternity.

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